EdeNorte Electricity, Please Read

Totally written as soooooon as the stupid power came back on tonight!  Ahhhhhh!  Not in the mood.

Dear Jarabacoa Electricity Switch Puller (whom I often believe is a toddler playing with the control panel),

I think you should consider the following:

10.  The lights should not go off and on repeatedly.  Make a decision.  Better yet, MAKE A SCHEDULE!
9.  Leave the lights on in the evening.
8.  Don't turn the lights off before 9am.
7.  I should have a lantern or candle close by when you flip the switch.
6.  Holidays should be automatic power days.
5.  Saturday and Sundays should be, too!
4.  Mid-laundry is not an okay to cut the power, let me finish spin.
3.  I need a fan to sleep, definitely don't cut it at night!
2.  Never should it go off when I am showering.  It is a bit frightening.

ANDDDDDDDDD

#1.  IT SHOULD NEVER CUT OUT twice or 3 or 4 times in one day.  Ever.  It is not fair and it is so unexpected that we go into a frenzy!

Sincerly,
The Nutjob at El Puerton Rojo en Entrada Los Candelarios
(My actual address when calling places:  the red gate on candelarios)